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The meaning of the lyrics of the song "Confessions, Part III" by the artist ""Weird Al" Yankovic"

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In "Confessions, Part III," Weird Al Yankovic parodies the cliché of confessional songs, taking it to the extreme. The lyrical hero keeps revealing increasingly bizarre and repulsive confessions to his significant other.

The meaning behind the lyrics lies in the humorous effect achieved by juxtaposing the seriousness of the situation (confessing to horrible things) with the absurdity of the confessions themselves. The hero doesn't simply cheat or lie, but does strange and disgusting things, like peeing in the sink, wiping his hand on the cat, and dressing up as Shirley Temple.

The song mocks the melodrama and overblown emotions of such songs, showing that even the most shocking confessions can become funny when taken to the point of absurdity.

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say

I came up up with more secrets to tell you today

These are my confessions

Slip my mind the last two times

Silly me, so now I gotta give you

Part three of my confessions

First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,

Then I mentioned she's having my kid

That's not all, now I recall more you see,

So I'll give you part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,

Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two

Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)

That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for

I borrowed your chapstick (from you)

I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)

And by the way your diamond ring is cubic zirconium,

I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say

I needed to get some things off my chest right away

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me,

I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink

There have been times when I've peed in your sink

Don't know why, but you and I should agree

That belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out

Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought

Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple

And spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)

My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.

I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!

And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget

I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say

I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me,

I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Gave you buttered toast

I dropped and then picked up off the floor

FYI it was not a cold sore

Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me

When I finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this,

But remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?

Well, I returned it for store credit.

That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?

O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,

I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic

Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,

What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say,

I thought of some more things that should scare you away

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me,

I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat

And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat

Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore

'til I give you part four of my confessions

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