The meaning of the lyrics of the song "Morning Scandal" (Utrenniy skandal) the performer of the song "Mikhail Krug"

Ugh, woke up early in the morning, yawned, opened the window - it's raining outside.

Thought I'd get a breath of fresh air, but started coughing - it's toxic even for cattle.

And Tanka's been on my back since yesterday, her 'Sportloto' ticket didn't win.

She keeps grumbling, munching on sandwiches, not a woman, but a walking bomb.

She's got a lot of friends at the canteen, all just like Tanka, plump and lively:

You wouldn't even be able to wrap your arms around them, they just eat and pick their belly buttons.

And I feel it, Tanka's not joking around: 'It was you who put down 'six' for me in 'Sportloto',

Go, you bastard, oil the meat grinder, I feel like having some cutlets!'

I told her: 'Tanka, you're asking for trouble! If you kick me out of the apartment,

I'll move in with Valyushka, her daughter is at the summer camp now.

There's our neighbor behind the wall, what a guy: changes his bed every other block,

He used to tap Morse code with his wife all night, but once he left her - silence.'

'Scared you, huh? The door's open - run! Don't you grin at me, I'm not kidding!

If you dare to leave - mark my words: you'll be begging me to go to the registry office - I won't let you!' -

'What are you talking about, Tanka, I was just kidding!' - and she's sniffling under my arm

And crying her eyes out: 'But I love you,' - she yells, 'you parasite!

Valyushka's got pimples all over her face, if you decide to go for her - good luck to you!

If you start an affair with her - don't blame me: you'll end up in prison with a bunch of drivers!'

Эх, проснулся утром рано, зевнул, открыл фортку - на улице дождь.

Думал - свеженького ветра глотну, но закашлялся - отравят и скошь.

А Танька тянет со вчерашнего дня, у неё там в "Спортлото" не сбылось.

Всё бубнит, да бутерброды ням-ням, ну не баба, а сплошной бомбовоз.

У неё в столовке много подруг, все такие же, как Танька, в соку:

Чтоб обнять, так и не хватит двух рук, всё жуют, да пальцем трут по пупку.

А чую, Танька не на шутку зашлась: "Это ты мне в "Спортлото" ставил "шесть",

Иди сволочь, мясорубку маслать, чтой то мне котлеток хоца поесть!"

Я ей: "Тань, а ты накликешь беду! Если выгонишь с жилплощади прочь,

Я ж сожителем к Валюхе уйду, щас у неё в пионерлагере дочь.

Вон сосед за стенкой, ух он какой: в каждом квартале меняет кровать,

Всё стучит морзянку ночью с женой, а ушёл от ней - и всё, не слыхать."

"Испугал, вон, дверь открыта - беги! Что ты лыбишь, я с тобой не шучу!

Коль отседова уйдёшь - заруби: в ЗАГС с цветами будешь звать - не впущу!" -

"Что ты, Тань, ну я ей-ей, пошутил!",- а она подмышкой носом сопит

И рыдает выше всех моих сил: "Я ж люблю тебя," - орёт, "паразит!

У Валюхи по всей морде прыщи, ну а если к ней решишь - будь здоров!

Коль затеешь с ней лямур - не взыщи: В ГАП-4 завались шоферов!"

This song by Mikhail Krug, "Morning Scandal," depicts a domestic quarrel between the lyrical hero and his wife, Tatiana.

From the very morning, the atmosphere is tense: it's raining, the hero has a cough, and Tatiana has been in a bad mood since the previous evening due to a losing lottery ticket. The author humorously describes Tatiana, comparing her to a "bomber" for her explosive temper and curvy figure.

Tatiana blames her husband for filling out the lottery ticket incorrectly and threatens to kick him out. In response, the hero jokingly threatens to leave her for another woman, Valyukha. The threat works: Tatiana becomes jealous and, eventually, confesses her love to her husband, albeit calling him a "parasite."

The song is full of irony and sarcasm, especially in the description of Tatiana and her friends. Despite the quarrel, one gets the feeling that the characters love each other, and their squabble is just a comical episode from their family life.